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D-Minus Episode 1
So I've decided that a few side projects wouldn't hurt. So I'm gonna turn D-Minus into a series. Here's part of a script I've written in Celtx a few weeks ago:
The bell rings. View of the high school.
Holly and her friends Georgine and Clara are walking down the hallway, talking.
Georgine
So, Holly, who's this guy you're talking about?
Holly
Ohh, you know. -Blushes-
GEORGINE
Is he in our third period class?
HOLLY
Yes.
Clara
Um.. Spitzer?
HOLLY
-Shifty eyes- No. I'll give you a hint. He is right over there. -points to the locker where Jose Garcia is standing-
GEORGINE
Clara
-simultaneously- Jose?
HOLLY
-dreamy sigh- Ohh yes. Jose, mi amour! Every time I close my eyes it's like he's right there!
GEORGINE
Uh, Holly? He IS right there.
Clara
Why Jose? Why not someone a little less mellow? I mean Jose just doesn't seem your type.
HOLLY
You don't know me. I AM mellow!
GEORGINE
Holly, you're the most robust, hyperactive girl in class.
HOLLY
Well.. opposites DO attract.
CLARA
Well, in some aspects, yes.
HOLLY
You guys are just mad because you probably like him too. Well he's gonna be mine soon! You just wait and see!
GEORGINE
Would you like me to ask him out for you? You know Georgine and her ability to hook people up.
HOLLY
Would you after school? I need to prepare a little note for him first.
GEORGINE
Whatever. Let's just get to class.
In Class
Everyone is seated waiting for Mrs. Phelps.
GEORGINE
Where is that woman? She is always late!
Stefanie
I know! And I'm anxious to start taking notes on the Civil War!
GEORGINE
-rolls eyes-
HOLLY
Hey, Jose.
Jose
Uh. Hey.
HOLLY
So. uh.. -looks over at Georgine-
GEORGINE
-gestures at Holly to stop-
MRS. PHELPS
Good morning everyone! Sorry I'm late.
STEFANIE
Good morning, Mrs. Phelps!
MRS. PHELPS
Today's assignment: you must take notes on this video. It covers all of the Civil War.
Class
Awww!
Kathleen
That's muy bueno! Eh, Pierre?
Pierre
-Glares at Kathleen-
GEORGINE
The boy speaks French, hun.
KATHLEEN
...That was French.
MRS. PHELPS
-pops in the video- everybody take out your notebooks. After words I'll hand out a worksheet for you all to do.
CLASS
Awwww!
MRS. PHELPS
Stop that! Golly, if you think this is hard, try college.
Thomas
I'm not going to college.
MRS. PHELPS
Good luck in life then.
The video starts. All of the students are bored and drifting off, all except Stefanie, who is watching Spitzer, as usual.
STEFANIE
Hm.. I wonder why Spitzer's not been flirting with Connie lately..
SARAH
He already has a girlfriend, that's why.
STEFANIE
What?
SARAH
Yeah, her name's Maria. She's a senior. They've been going out since last week.
STEFANIE
Hmph! Not for long.
Meanwhile, Holly is writing a note to Jose.
Holly
-writing- Dear Jose: I can't stop thinking about you. Your beauty is like nothing I've ever laid eyes on. Every time I see you I think of us together..
The scene drifts from Holly writing it to Jose reading it.
JOSE
Your eyes are like that of an angel's. -stops reading- Hah, more like two hot fudge cakes. -He and his buddy laugh-
GEORGINE
Uh, not cool! Can't you see this girl really likes you? No need to make fun of her like that.
JOSE
Oh I'm sorry. I just don't date fat chicks.
GEORGINE
Uh, why does it matter so much that she's fat?
JOSE
She might eat me, that's why. -he and his buddy laugh again-
GEORGINE
Oh you're terrible.
Meanwhile
Spitzer, Jerr, and Sarah are walking home. Thomas sees them and walks up to Spitzer.
THOMAS
Hey pipsqueak!
SPITZER
What do you want Tommy?
THOMAS
That's Thomas to you, pal!
Jerr
Go on, Spitzer. Show him how much of a man you are!
SPITZER
Oh hush!
THOMAS
So I heard you and Maria broke up.
SPITZER
What? We didn't break up, who told you that?
THOMAS
Maria said so herself. She says you bore her half to death and you make her never want to date younger boys ever again.
SPITZER
No! Maria! -runs off. Jerr and Sarah shrug and follow him-
STEFANIE
-comes out of the bushes- Thank you, Thomas! -hugs him-
THOMAS
-pushes her away- Yeah yeah, you owe me!
Holly's house
Holly is waiting on the porch while Georgine and Clara show up. Holly is elated.
HOLLY
So, what did he say? What did he say?
GEORGINE
Uh.. Clara?
CLARA
You tell her. you're more diplomatic than I am.
HOLLY
-smile fades- Uh, what does diplomatic mean?
GEORGINE
Well, uh.. Jose said no.
HOLLY
Did he say why?
GEORGINE
-looks nervously at Clara- Uh.. Yeah.
HOLLY
And?
GEORGINE
He said.. he said.. he doesn't date girls who.. you know..
HOLLY
Girls who are what?
GEORGINE
..Big.
HOLLY
You mean he doesn't want to date me because I'm.. I'm fat?
GEORGINE
I am so sorry Holly!
HOLLY
It's not your fault! It's mine.. I shouldn't eat so much.
GEORGINE
Holly, it doesn't matter even if you were-
HOLLY
Yes it does matter! I'm fat and that's why boys don't want to date me!
CLARA
Boys date Diana and she's fat.
GEORGINE
Exactly!
HOLLY
But she's pretty in the face!
GEORGINE
And you are too, Holly.
HOLLY
You liar! I'll show Jose that I can look like the girl he daydreams of! You just wait!
GEORGINE
Uh, aren't you taking this a little over your head?
CLARA
Yeah, Georgine is right. I mean, rejection hurts but we all go through it.
HOLLY
Not pretty girls! Maybe if I was pretty I wouldn't be rejected like this.
GEORGINE
Oh Holly. -shakes head-
HOLLY
You guys go ahead and get home. I've got things I've got to do!
GEORGINE/CLARA
-Look at each other-
Spitzer's House
Spitzer's dialing Maria's number.
SPITZER
Please pick up, Maria! ..Please!
Maria
Hi, you've reached the house of Maria Peters. I can't come to the phone right now but if you leave your name, number-
SPITZER
Gah, this is the fifteenth time I've tried to reach her!
JERR
Dude, he really wasn't joking was he?
SPITZER
Shut up! I just have to keep trying! Maybe she's out of town or something.
Sarah
It is possible that-
SPITZER
No! Shut up, it's not!
HOLLY'S HOUSE
Holly is running on a treadmill. Her mom comes in with an ice cream shake.
holly's Mom
Would you like a sundae to replenish your energy?
HOLLY
No thanks, Mom. I'm on a serious diet here!
HOLLY'S MOM
-puzzled- Okay, dear.
HOLLY
I'll show you, Jose!
The bell rings. View of the high school.
Holly and her friends Georgine and Clara are walking down the hallway, talking.
Georgine
So, Holly, who's this guy you're talking about?
Holly
Ohh, you know. -Blushes-
GEORGINE
Is he in our third period class?
HOLLY
Yes.
Clara
Um.. Spitzer?
HOLLY
-Shifty eyes- No. I'll give you a hint. He is right over there. -points to the locker where Jose Garcia is standing-
GEORGINE
Clara
-simultaneously- Jose?
HOLLY
-dreamy sigh- Ohh yes. Jose, mi amour! Every time I close my eyes it's like he's right there!
GEORGINE
Uh, Holly? He IS right there.
Clara
Why Jose? Why not someone a little less mellow? I mean Jose just doesn't seem your type.
HOLLY
You don't know me. I AM mellow!
GEORGINE
Holly, you're the most robust, hyperactive girl in class.
HOLLY
Well.. opposites DO attract.
CLARA
Well, in some aspects, yes.
HOLLY
You guys are just mad because you probably like him too. Well he's gonna be mine soon! You just wait and see!
GEORGINE
Would you like me to ask him out for you? You know Georgine and her ability to hook people up.
HOLLY
Would you after school? I need to prepare a little note for him first.
GEORGINE
Whatever. Let's just get to class.
In Class
Everyone is seated waiting for Mrs. Phelps.
GEORGINE
Where is that woman? She is always late!
Stefanie
I know! And I'm anxious to start taking notes on the Civil War!
GEORGINE
-rolls eyes-
HOLLY
Hey, Jose.
Jose
Uh. Hey.
HOLLY
So. uh.. -looks over at Georgine-
GEORGINE
-gestures at Holly to stop-
MRS. PHELPS
Good morning everyone! Sorry I'm late.
STEFANIE
Good morning, Mrs. Phelps!
MRS. PHELPS
Today's assignment: you must take notes on this video. It covers all of the Civil War.
Class
Awww!
Kathleen
That's muy bueno! Eh, Pierre?
Pierre
-Glares at Kathleen-
GEORGINE
The boy speaks French, hun.
KATHLEEN
...That was French.
MRS. PHELPS
-pops in the video- everybody take out your notebooks. After words I'll hand out a worksheet for you all to do.
CLASS
Awwww!
MRS. PHELPS
Stop that! Golly, if you think this is hard, try college.
Thomas
I'm not going to college.
MRS. PHELPS
Good luck in life then.
The video starts. All of the students are bored and drifting off, all except Stefanie, who is watching Spitzer, as usual.
STEFANIE
Hm.. I wonder why Spitzer's not been flirting with Connie lately..
SARAH
He already has a girlfriend, that's why.
STEFANIE
What?
SARAH
Yeah, her name's Maria. She's a senior. They've been going out since last week.
STEFANIE
Hmph! Not for long.
Meanwhile, Holly is writing a note to Jose.
Holly
-writing- Dear Jose: I can't stop thinking about you. Your beauty is like nothing I've ever laid eyes on. Every time I see you I think of us together..
The scene drifts from Holly writing it to Jose reading it.
JOSE
Your eyes are like that of an angel's. -stops reading- Hah, more like two hot fudge cakes. -He and his buddy laugh-
GEORGINE
Uh, not cool! Can't you see this girl really likes you? No need to make fun of her like that.
JOSE
Oh I'm sorry. I just don't date fat chicks.
GEORGINE
Uh, why does it matter so much that she's fat?
JOSE
She might eat me, that's why. -he and his buddy laugh again-
GEORGINE
Oh you're terrible.
Meanwhile
Spitzer, Jerr, and Sarah are walking home. Thomas sees them and walks up to Spitzer.
THOMAS
Hey pipsqueak!
SPITZER
What do you want Tommy?
THOMAS
That's Thomas to you, pal!
Jerr
Go on, Spitzer. Show him how much of a man you are!
SPITZER
Oh hush!
THOMAS
So I heard you and Maria broke up.
SPITZER
What? We didn't break up, who told you that?
THOMAS
Maria said so herself. She says you bore her half to death and you make her never want to date younger boys ever again.
SPITZER
No! Maria! -runs off. Jerr and Sarah shrug and follow him-
STEFANIE
-comes out of the bushes- Thank you, Thomas! -hugs him-
THOMAS
-pushes her away- Yeah yeah, you owe me!
Holly's house
Holly is waiting on the porch while Georgine and Clara show up. Holly is elated.
HOLLY
So, what did he say? What did he say?
GEORGINE
Uh.. Clara?
CLARA
You tell her. you're more diplomatic than I am.
HOLLY
-smile fades- Uh, what does diplomatic mean?
GEORGINE
Well, uh.. Jose said no.
HOLLY
Did he say why?
GEORGINE
-looks nervously at Clara- Uh.. Yeah.
HOLLY
And?
GEORGINE
He said.. he said.. he doesn't date girls who.. you know..
HOLLY
Girls who are what?
GEORGINE
..Big.
HOLLY
You mean he doesn't want to date me because I'm.. I'm fat?
GEORGINE
I am so sorry Holly!
HOLLY
It's not your fault! It's mine.. I shouldn't eat so much.
GEORGINE
Holly, it doesn't matter even if you were-
HOLLY
Yes it does matter! I'm fat and that's why boys don't want to date me!
CLARA
Boys date Diana and she's fat.
GEORGINE
Exactly!
HOLLY
But she's pretty in the face!
GEORGINE
And you are too, Holly.
HOLLY
You liar! I'll show Jose that I can look like the girl he daydreams of! You just wait!
GEORGINE
Uh, aren't you taking this a little over your head?
CLARA
Yeah, Georgine is right. I mean, rejection hurts but we all go through it.
HOLLY
Not pretty girls! Maybe if I was pretty I wouldn't be rejected like this.
GEORGINE
Oh Holly. -shakes head-
HOLLY
You guys go ahead and get home. I've got things I've got to do!
GEORGINE/CLARA
-Look at each other-
Spitzer's House
Spitzer's dialing Maria's number.
SPITZER
Please pick up, Maria! ..Please!
Maria
Hi, you've reached the house of Maria Peters. I can't come to the phone right now but if you leave your name, number-
SPITZER
Gah, this is the fifteenth time I've tried to reach her!
JERR
Dude, he really wasn't joking was he?
SPITZER
Shut up! I just have to keep trying! Maybe she's out of town or something.
Sarah
It is possible that-
SPITZER
No! Shut up, it's not!
HOLLY'S HOUSE
Holly is running on a treadmill. Her mom comes in with an ice cream shake.
holly's Mom
Would you like a sundae to replenish your energy?
HOLLY
No thanks, Mom. I'm on a serious diet here!
HOLLY'S MOM
-puzzled- Okay, dear.
HOLLY
I'll show you, Jose!
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